Saturday, December 19, 2009

Ron Vazzano


In the beginning, there was the Y2K prophesy
that could hurtle us back to oil lamps and McKinley.
But this just in--"Hanging Chads have been sighted!"

On a dark note Pearl Harbor is now known as 9/11.
"Google" the war that came after. For even our daughter
who lived on line had told us--"guys buy Google stock."

Blink, and she has become an adult and Google, an icon.
Blink and miss, Janet Jackson's breast popping out--
some time after gay marriage, but before Barack was in.

Though we did find water on the moon.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Sample poem by moi


George W. Bush steals the presidency in 2000, my landlord doubles the cost of using the washers and dryers

Saudi Arabians crash planes into buildings on 9/11/2001, my rent goes up $100

The U.S. invades Afghanistan in 2002, my rent goes up another $100

The U.S. invades Iraq in 2003 to "look for WOMD's", my rent goes up still another $100

"W" sneaks his way into a second term in 2004, my rent goes up $100 more

Hurricane Katrina floods New Orleans in 2005, my rent increases $100 one last time

Democrats gain control of Congress in 2006, my rent doesn't change

The mortgage crisis hits in 2007, my rent remains unchanged

Obama elected President in 2008, my rent doesn't go down

Deep into the 2009 recession, I join Facebook and start holding poetry contests